come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent
LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED
not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo
Let’s go a step further even, kay. WOMEN DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO SEXUALLY OPPRESS THE MALE SEX. SEXUALIZING WOMEN LEADS TO SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES LIKE RAPE AND ASSAULT. THE FACT THAT NEARLY 85% OF SURVEYED COLLEGE MALES BELIEVE THAT WOMEN CAN ‘ASK TO BE RAPED’ BY THE WAY THEY FUCKING DRESS PROVE THAT IT IS NOT A TWO WAY STREET HERE.
- friend: you speak french?
- me: yeah
- friend: say something in french!
- me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant